The only thing worse than a “Saved by the Bell” marathon is a “Saved by the Bell” marathon when you have nothing to do. #BoredOnSaturday
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Cable wins; I lose–a tech is coming out Tuesday for installation. I guess there truly is no such thing as Free Cable. I’m so bummed… I blame this on my love for baseball. Sports is the one television event that needs to be watched live. I can easily download “Community.” I can watch my old VHS recordings of “The OC.” But the only way I get to watch the Dodgers on a daily basis is with cable. And the sad part is I’m not even a Dodger fan! I feel like such a chump. No, I didn’t race any girls. Everyone knows that 1st grade girls are faster than 1st grade boys. I didn’t want to look silly. No, I didn’t race any girls. Everyone knows that 1st grade girls are faster than 1st grade boys. I didn’t want to look silly. You’re probably wondering why I was racing 1st graders. It’s only because the kindergartners were absent today. You’re probably wondering why I was racing 1st graders. It’s only because the kindergartners were absent today. Today I beat four 1st graders in a race. Does this make me four times faster than a 1st grader? Today I beat four 1st graders in a race. Does this make me four times faster than a 1st grader? |
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