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    Mini rants: The politics of fees

    Last week I walked passed a booth of volunteers trying to get people to register to vote. A gal jumped in front of me and asked with her biggest smile, “Are you registered to vote?”

    “Of course I am,” I said politely. While I saw no need to be rude, this was a conversation I really didn’t want to participate in. Being completely exhausted with work and having a newborn to worry about 90 percent of my brainpower was focused on something else. I was on autopilot: barely aware that I was even talking to her.

    “That’s wonderful,” she replied. “Would you like to volunteer your time?”

    And without realizing what I was doing, I blurted out laughing, “No.” I feel a little bad because I respect what she was doing…but volunteer work is just something I don’t believe in. Kinda like charity and the Easter Bunny.


    I hate fees. I don’t think this a word that makes me cringe more than fees. I know some things have a price; other things have a cost. But there’s something about fees. Name something–anything–that you ever paid a “fee” for–was something you actually wanted? When you get a parking ticket, you hafta pay a fee. When you register your car, you hafta pay a fee. When you get a new cell phone, you hafta pay an activation fee. Maybe my contention is because fees are always attached. The price of a new television isn’t a fee–it’s the price (but there is a recycle fee on the screen). Fee is just another word for “give me more of your money.” It’s not the cost of a good or a service. It’s not an option you choose. Fees are thrust down our throat and there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it. You wanna buy a product and not pay the fee? Tough luck. You have only one option–don’t buy the product. It makes me sick.

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