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    Stupid men & the establishments they frequent (a get-rich-quick scheme)

    I’d love to open and own my own Hooters restaurant. Breasts and hot chiks have nothing to do with it–I think the they’re just pure moneymakers. A few years ago, I had some friends who were obsessed with Hooters–they would go two or three times a week. Occasionally, I would go with them…only to be appalled by the ‘restaurant.’ The food was extremely overpriced; nothing came with French fries. A hot dog was like six bucks–and that was just the wiener. Sodas were like three bucks. Fries, cheese, or any additional toppings would cost you even more. Plus, the restaurant had a shady tactic to squeeze even more money out of you. If you ordered a plate of wings, the waitress would ask you “Would you like ranch, blue cheese, or barbeque sauce with that?” What she didn’t tell you is that dipping sauces cost 75 cents each.

    Not even factoring busy crowds or big drinkers, the restaurant made significant money based on the food alone. Everything was ungawdly expensive yet no better in quality than anything you’d find at Denny’s (even the infamous wings are fatty and tough). The cost of food was a fraction of the price Hooters . . . . .

     

    Porn, Politics, and Prostitutes–three words not to be used when picking someone up

    It bugs the hell out of my how über-sensitive people can be. I was talking to this chik online and I made one little prostitute joke and she ended the conversation. I’ll show you the tail-end of our talk:

    siknerd: so what sorta sales are you in?stuckupbitchygrl93: I am in real estatesiknerd: now that’s not too badsiknerd: i used to work sales in retails stores and i hated itstuckupbitchygrl93: yeah i did that toosiknerd: or in my current line of work, i gotta deal with vendors wanting me to buy their crapsiknerd: i can’t stand pushy peoplesiknerd: a true salesman is pushysiknerd: i’d hate myself if i ever did that.stuckupbitchygrl93: hasiknerd: but real estate is far more presigous than salesstuckupbitchygrl93: r u saying im pushy?stuckupbitchygrl93: its okaysiknerd: not if you’re a realitorsiknerd: but if you make cold phone calls wanting me to come buy your house,then yes: you’re pushystuckupbitchygrl93: but you would come?siknerd: probably not: i’d be wasting your time and mine–i can’t afford a house yetsiknerd: i would to come meet a cute chik–but i just can’t afford what you’re sellingsiknerd: why does that sound like somehting one would tell a prostitute?*** stuckupbitchygrl93’s IC window is closed

    Granted, that’s . . . . .

     

    Insurance, Car Payments, and Salesmen Who Don’t Know Their Customers

    Killing time until it’s good and dead.

    Bought me some car insurance tonight–now I feel like a real grownup. I wanted to buy the bare minimum required by law ’cause I’m a really good driver and don’t go around hitting things. California is a screwy state. It requires you to have car insurance; however, the minimum property liability is $5000. How useless is that? Five grand? Maybe I’m jaded ’cause I live in Orange County, but there are very few cars on the road worth less than $5000.

    I even called an agent today to try and figure out this insurance thing. The dude seemed kinda surprised that I didn’t want any coverage in case I have an accident that is my fault.

    “I’m looking to keep my rates as low as possible,” I told him.

    “We can set you up with something that has a high deductible–like $1000,” he offered.

    “My car is only worth $2000–why would I want a $1000 deductible?”

    I really don’t understand people. Folks always wanna have a new shiny car–it’s so vain. A car’s only job is to get you from point A to point B. My 18-year old Honda is just as good . . . . .

     

    The No See gets canceled: what will I watch now?

    I’m feeling a little down right now because “The OC” has been canceled. While it’s not my favorite show, it is pretty irreplaceable. If “24” were to be canceled, I would be bummed but I don’t think I’d miss it (the story has been told). “Smallville” desperately needs to be canceled. Even the “Law & Orders” have been on for years and as much as I love it, I don’t think I’d miss it (not with continous the reruns on cable). “Lost” is a damn fine show…but the novelty has sorta worn off. I’d miss all my shows but none as much as “The OC.”

    I’ve got this thing for bad teen dramas–I always have. From “90210” to “Dawson’s Creek” to “The OC” I’ve always had a primetime soap whose key demographic is teenage girls in my life. I don’t know why I like them so much–I just do. I guess what’s appealing about “The OC” is it’s a show that doesn’t take itself too seriously–it even mocks itself quite a bit. Sitcoms tend to be too over the top. That’s what’s great about my teen dramas: they have comedic moments and interesting enough storylines to detain viewers.

    And soon . . . . .

     

    There’s an art to heckling–and these folks don’t get it!

    Sorry I haven’t been around much lately–I think this cold really knocked me out of commission (either that or I’ve been too lazy to write)–but I think I’ve finally rid myself of this cough…sorta.  I’ve got a couple of little tidbits and tales to tell, but nothing really great.

    Maybe I shouldn’t care about this; maybe it’s just cause I’m smarter than everyone else, but I hate idiot sports fans.  I absolutely despise the casual sports fan–they ruin it for genuine aficionados like myself.  Because of the idiots, the local affiliate shows my region Raider games instead of the best match up because the Raiders draw a better TV rating (that’s because Raider fans have nothing to do while sitting in their prison cells).  Thanks to the casual sports fan, networks feel compelled to spruce up broadcasts with animated baseballs and air-head, eye-candy sideline reporters.

    Above all, I hate when the lackluster fan tries talking about a sport or team–97 per cent of the time, they have no idea what they’re talking about and have completely one-sided opinion.

    Maybe it’s cause I don’t like looking like a fool, but I rarely discuss things I don’t know anything . . . . .