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I watched a Korean soap opera the other day. I found it very confusing because I couldn’t tell any of the characters apart.

I watched a Korean soap opera the other day. I found it very confusing because I couldn’t tell any of the characters apart.

Instead of doing laundry buy new underwear. #WaysToBeLazy

Instead of doing laundry buy new underwear. #WaysToBeLazy

After ten years of marriage it’s upsetting to learn my wife is a feminist.

After ten years of marriage it’s upsetting to learn my wife is a feminist.

#WeirdMarriageAdvice: Set all your clocks 15 minutes fast. It’s your only chance to get anywhere on time.

#WeirdMarriageAdvice: Set all your clocks 15 minutes fast. It’s your only chance to get anywhere on time.

Are white supremacists allowed to eat Mexican food? Or is all ethnic food frowned upon? #TuesdayThoughts

Are white supremacists allowed to eat Mexican food? Or is all ethnic food frowned upon? #TuesdayThoughts

#WhyIAvoidTheGym: Exercising is a scam created by health insurance companies so they can avoid paying for expensive treatments in the future.

#WhyIAvoidTheGym: Exercising is a scam created by health insurance companies so they can avoid paying for expensive treatments in the future.

I prefer female doctors over male doctors because they have to work twice as hard for 85% of the pay, so I figure they know their stuff.

I prefer female doctors over male doctors because they have to work twice as hard for 85% of the pay, so I figure they know their stuff.

When a fat guy wears The Flash t-shirt does he not realize how ridiculous that looks? Or is he trying to be ironic?

When a fat guy wears The Flash t-shirt does he not realize how ridiculous that looks? Or is he trying to be ironic?

I instructed my daughter to leave Santa a plate of cookies…for all eight nights of Hanukkah. Don’t worry–they’ll get eaten.

I instructed my daughter to leave Santa a plate of cookies…for all eight nights of Hanukkah. Don’t worry–they’ll get eaten.

#ReallyDumbAssumptions: It’ll heal on its own.

#ReallyDumbAssumptions: It’ll heal on its own.