#WhatILearnedToday…Make an appointment; don’t make an appointment. It doesn’t matter–if you have to go to the DMV be prepared to wait.
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Can you make stupid people feel stupid? Would they even know? My favorite album over the past few years is the “Moana” soundtrack, which probably says a lot about my stage in life. I realized something today: “Goldilocks & the Three Bears” lacks a good climax. I made history this week by becoming the 1st person to get an indoor sunburn: I took nap without a shirt on near an open window & got burnt. One of the side effects of working in education is you have absolutely no idea what day of the week it is during the summer. I’m fairly certain shoes were invented because mankind needed an efficient tool to squish spiders. My daughter has been saying “keep the change!” Where do kids learn this stuff? She certainly didn’t hear it from me. #WhatILearnedAtTheBeach: Fish pee tastes salty. My daughter’s favorite princess is Leia, so I must be doing something right. |
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