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The circle is now complete and the student has become the master: I bribed my daughter to do simple tasks one peanut at a time.

The circle is now complete and the student has become the master: I bribed my daughter to do simple tasks one peanut at a time.

#SignsThatYoureOld: You had to pick up your dates because women weren’t allowed to drive.

#SignsThatYoureOld: You had to pick up your dates because women weren’t allowed to drive.

#SignsThatYoureOld: “Back in my day you didn’t need Netflix to chill.”

#SignsThatYoureOld: “Back in my day you didn’t need Netflix to chill.”

The Wife bought a new bathroom spray I’m supposed to use before I go. Who has time to spray before you go?

The Wife bought a new bathroom spray I’m supposed to use before I go. Who has time to spray before you go?

Using a urinal at a water park can be embarrassing because–well, you know–shrinkage.

Using a urinal at a water park can be embarrassing because–well, you know–shrinkage.

The Wife and I found a restaurant that serves both Coke and Pepsi–all of our marital problems are solved!

The Wife and I found a restaurant that serves both Coke and Pepsi–all of our marital problems are solved!

What’s the point in making my two year-old brush her teeth when they’re all gonna get replaced in five years?

What’s the point in making my two year-old brush her teeth when they’re all gonna get replaced in five years?

#DescribeAFriendLikeACar: The backseat sags a little and she’s always leaking fluids.

#DescribeAFriendLikeACar: The backseat sags a little and she’s always leaking fluids.

#EveryoneTellsMe, “You need to wear pants if you want to shop here.”

#EveryoneTellsMe, “You need to wear pants if you want to shop here.”

The words “social” and “media” meant something very different 20 years ago. #SocialMediaTaughtMe

The words “social” and “media” meant something very different 20 years ago. #SocialMediaTaughtMe