#ThingsYouDontAccept…Items that cost more than 99 cents at the @99Only Store. C’mon guys–it’s in your name: “99¢ Only”!
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I’m fairly certain the only reason I watched “ThunderCats” was because it was on. #HonestReportCards: I’ll be surprised if your son doesn’t end up being serial killer. #HonestReportCards: Her best hope is that her looks carry her through college and she marries rich before she turns 25. #HonestReportCards: The mere fact that she’s not pregnant by now is a tremendous accomplishment! I worry that the Greeks were right and we’ve been praying to the wrong god(s) for the past 2000 years. When I die I want the mortician to keep my eyes open so everyone can see my best feature. The only thing more volatile than the price of eggs is my temper. I hate a slightly wrong clock. Not wrong enough for you to notice–just wrong enough to convince you it’s right & make you late for work. #2017DatingAdvice: Don’t like any of your girlfriend’s Instagram pics — it’ll upset your wife. |
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