No one has fought harder than me to help end women’s rights.
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It’s remarkable how often I forget to zip my fly. The biggest tease in all of life is a broken escalator. You think you’re getting a free ride but you have to do the all work by yourself. When I’m done with it, a HazMat team is needed to clean out the bathroom. She tries, but my grandma’s homemade crystal meth just isn’t as good as store-bought crystal meth. She always uses too much salt. I’m getting real tired of having to undo my pants every time I go to the bathroom. If dresses were socially acceptable I’d wear one. It always amuses me to see an Asian person buy a 20-pound bag of rice. I wonder what the white person equivalent is. I have no patience for being patient. Using a Porta Potty is like walking a tightrope: it’s best if you don’t look down. The best thing about a suicide bomber is there’s one less terrorist walking around. |
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