Health Tip of the Day: If you don’t know what that thing growing on your back is, see a doctor.
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Instead of a reasonable, sensible meal three times a day I prefer an unreasonable, obnoxiously large meal five or six times a day. My Philosophy on Donating to Thrift Shops: just because I’m too good for it doesn’t mean a homeless guy won’t wear it. You can’t always get what you want…unless you want a lifetime of misery and hardship. In that case, you can have as much as you want. I’m not shaving as a form of protest. Not exactly sure what I’m protesting, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m against it. TV, computer, & movie theater screens are all landscape. So why do most people hold their phone upright & shoot videos in portrait? The amount of money I spend per year on candy is beyond the acceptable limit for an adult. Health Tip of the Day: You can decrease your chances of an early death by having less people in your will. Sign You Live in the Ghetto #213: There ain’t no Starbucks around, but there’s a check-cashing store on every block. I hate people. I might be the only person in the world who welcomes the idea of being stranded on deserted island. |
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