I know I shouldn’t be, but I am extremely proud of some of my accomplishments in the bathroom.
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My child threw a hissy fit because she was allowed to eat only 1 cookie. Last week I did the same thing with my wife for the same reason. The worse thing about the weekend is my bathroom breaks now come out of my personal time. Try as I might, I just can’t get my daughter to play with a blue or green light saber–she prefers the red one. Should I be concerned? I would climb more trees if more trees came with stairs. One job I’ve never seen a Mexican take: homeless guy. How many illegitimate kittens did Puss in Boots have? My cat scored a lot–and he was nowhere near as charming as Antonio Banderas. The Force is strong with this one…assuming “this one” isn’t me. 2016 is the year I buy new socks. Unanswered Questions 30 Years Too Late: what exactly is a “Rock Lobster”? |
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