#FakeArcadeFacts: Princess Peach had a little side thing going on with Lugi.
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One of the things I struggle with as a parent is when I feel like I should say “Don’t do that” but I’m thinking, “Eh, what’s the harm?” I will stop at nothing to become a better person–no matter how much I have to lie, cheat, or steal to get there. #FrivolousReasonsToSue: A high school classmate asked to borrow a piece of paper. He never paid me back. I have thick, curly hair that women would die for. Unfortunately I am not a woman and lady’s hairstyles don’t look good on me. I found an unexpected peanut in my pocket. Even more embarrassing–I ate it. How long am I supposed to keep my kid’s crappy artwork? They say you’re not supposed to sweat the small stuff, but it’s the little things that really bother me. #WhatMakesMeFancy: My electric toothbrush is solar-powered. The gender I identify with is whichever restroom is closest to me. |
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