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    2008


    January
      
    Oscars be damned (It’s like Deja Vu all over again)
          January 4, 2008
      The dietary battle of Good vs. Evil
          January 7, 2008
      Shiny stuff slips down the drain (or bathroom complications)
          January 15, 2008
      Complainin’ about the movie business…again
          January 16, 2008
      Raging Against the Machine (the T-Mobile Edition)
          January 17, 2008
      Cross the line (there’s no ‘me’ in ‘union’)
          January 19, 2008
      Knocked out of touch with modern humor
          January 21, 2008
      Holey socks & the most romantic day of the year
          January 23, 2008
      Horrible person thought of the day
          January 25, 2008
      Vehicular litterbugs & other car-related nuisances
          January 30, 2008


    February
      
    Super soles (Yabba-Dabba-Doo!)
          February 5, 2008
      Stupid men & the establishments they frequent (a get-rich-quick scheme)
          February 6, 2008
      My Giant Head, Part 483…and Black Sunday
          February 8, 2008
      Insignificant Corporate Created Holiday observations
          February 14, 2008
      Words to live by and a language to speak
          February 17, 2008
      Go home: A call for inaction
          February 22, 2008
      Money laundering (another get-rich-quick scheme)
          February 23, 2008
      Fraudulent documents, illiterate housekeepers, and the rat without mercy
          February 29, 2008


    March
      
    The rich, the unprotected, & another big head story
          March 5, 2008
      Auto assault (he drives like crazy)
          March 9, 2008
      Fighting the Man one little girl at a time
          March 14, 2008
      Batting balls: games macho men play
          March 17, 2008
      When vegetables attack
          March 19, 2008
      Perpetuating Asian stereotypes (he drives like crazy II)
          March 21, 2008
      Bonked, stung, burnt, poked, and other bodily experiences
          March 26, 2008
      Battle of the bugs (how to get ticked off)
          March 31, 2008


    April
      
    The night some jerkhole parked in my driveway.
          April 1, 2008
      The Happiest Place on Earth…for pedophiles
          April 19, 2008
      Selfish drivers and other road ruffles
          April 25, 2008
      Carpool lane hate (yet another reason why I should be in charge)
          April 29, 2008


    May
      
    Outstanding debts and avoiding death (the HMO edition)
          May 3, 2008
      Too lazy to eat (you heard me)
          May 5, 2008
      Backed up: navigating through the concrete jungle
          May 15, 2008
      How I almost didn’t meet your mother
          May 19, 2008
      Small people with big machines (fishing for fuel economy)
          May 23, 2008
      I’m not pure evil (or even dillholes go to Heaven)
          May 27, 2008


    June
      
    Lost in a sea of misinformation (even with a GPS)
          June 1, 2008
      Too old to party; too old for homosexual public displays of affection
          June 6, 2008
      Indiana Jones and the Adventure of Pedestrian Subplots
          June 9, 2008
      Peddling the way to past glory
          June 12, 2008
      Uninformed muses on rising gas prices (it can’t be good)
          June 14, 2008
      The hits keep comin’ (more Bashed by Balls)
          June 16, 2008
      I have a drug problem (& grooming habits for filthy minds)
          June 19, 2008
      There’s a time for everything…miracles happen every day!
          June 24, 2008
      Crappy Movie 2: The well-oiled machine
          June 27, 2008
      Drawing the line on expired politicians
          June 29, 2008


    July
      
    Civil behaviour in a public place–that’s just gay!
          July 2, 2008
      Corporate hate; positive hippie love
          July 5, 2008
      Truth, justice, and the American lie
          July 12, 2008
      A freeloader’s nightmare: Paying for things that should be complimentary
          July 15, 2008
      Driver’s remorse (everyone else is doing it)
          July 18, 2008
      More movie maladies (why do I even care?)
          July 26, 2008
      Rage against the machine parked in my driveway
          July 28, 2008


    August
      
    Pleased to hear; hearing something unpleasing
          August 5, 2008
      An Olympic indifference and wealth-driven observations
          August 7, 2008
      From voting discouragement to getting screwed with Lube…
          August 21, 2008
      The rich get rich and the ‘Nerd will bitch
          August 23, 2008
      Courthouse weddings (unexpectant mothers find love!)
          August 31, 2008


    September
      
    Juicy gossip and the tightwads behind them
          September 3, 2008
      It’s only cheating if you get caught (I be learned real good)
          September 7, 2008
      Rebooting isn’t just for computer geeks (Mo’ Money II)
          September 11, 2008
      Con Fare (You don’t get what you pay for)
          September 21, 2008


    October
      
    The myth behind the media (or Annie Wilkes says ‘Get a life!’)
          October 19, 2008
      Always looking out for Number 1
          October 26, 2008
      Lil’ Princess buys her own gas
          October 29, 2008
      Brad Pitt needs to mind his own business: an angry political tirade
          October 31, 2008


    November
      
    An Unpleasant Endorsement (even more politics)
          November 3, 2008
      Early results; early disappointments
          November 5, 2008
      Voting for Dummies (Our forefathers died for this?!?!?)
          November 9, 2008
      Domicile Difficulties: what to do when screaming isn’t enough
          November 12, 2008
      Sleeping with an airplane & the phantom phrames
          November 17, 2008
      Beauty and The Geek (when is bigger, badder, faster too much)
          November 20, 2008
      What’s mine is mine (cash for cars)
          November 23, 2008
      Charity is for suckers (give it away now)
          November 26, 2008
      ‘Tis the season (for ‘nog and film forgiveness)
          November 30, 2008


    December
      
    Public displays of knee-jerk reactions
          December 5, 2008
      The Urkel of pop culture
          December 7, 2008
      The bare requirements of nude sunbathing
          December 12, 2008
      Doctored photos: clear memories and fuzzy stomachs
          December 15, 2008
      Democracy doesn’t work (why I don’t vote)
          December 20, 2008
      The 2008 Christmas tale (full of fruitless facts & gifts!)
          December 22, 2008
      The Curious Case of my Blustering Blowhorn
          December 24, 2008
      PayFail: the next epic war is about to begin
          December 27, 2008