January
Oscars be damned (It’s like Deja Vu all over again)
January 4, 2008
The dietary battle of Good vs. Evil
January 7, 2008
Shiny stuff slips down the drain (or bathroom complications)
January 15, 2008
Complainin’ about the movie business…again
January 16, 2008
Raging Against the Machine (the T-Mobile Edition)
January 17, 2008
Cross the line (there’s no ‘me’ in ‘union’)
January 19, 2008
Knocked out of touch with modern humor
January 21, 2008
Holey socks & the most romantic day of the year
January 23, 2008
Horrible person thought of the day
January 25, 2008
Vehicular litterbugs & other car-related nuisances
January 30, 2008
February
Super soles (Yabba-Dabba-Doo!)
February 5, 2008
Stupid men & the establishments they frequent (a get-rich-quick scheme)
February 6, 2008
My Giant Head, Part 483…and Black Sunday
February 8, 2008
Insignificant Corporate Created Holiday observations
February 14, 2008
Words to live by and a language to speak
February 17, 2008
Go home: A call for inaction
February 22, 2008
Money laundering (another get-rich-quick scheme)
February 23, 2008
Fraudulent documents, illiterate housekeepers, and the rat without mercy
February 29, 2008
March
The rich, the unprotected, & another big head story
March 5, 2008
Auto assault (he drives like crazy)
March 9, 2008
Fighting the Man one little girl at a time
March 14, 2008
Batting balls: games macho men play
March 17, 2008
When vegetables attack
March 19, 2008
Perpetuating Asian stereotypes (he drives like crazy II)
March 21, 2008
Bonked, stung, burnt, poked, and other bodily experiences
March 26, 2008
Battle of the bugs (how to get ticked off)
March 31, 2008
April
The night some jerkhole parked in my driveway.
April 1, 2008
The Happiest Place on Earth…for pedophiles
April 19, 2008
Selfish drivers and other road ruffles
April 25, 2008
Carpool lane hate (yet another reason why I should be in charge)
April 29, 2008
May
Outstanding debts and avoiding death (the HMO edition)
May 3, 2008
Too lazy to eat (you heard me)
May 5, 2008
Backed up: navigating through the concrete jungle
May 15, 2008
How I almost didn’t meet your mother
May 19, 2008
Small people with big machines (fishing for fuel economy)
May 23, 2008
I’m not pure evil (or even dillholes go to Heaven)
May 27, 2008
June
Lost in a sea of misinformation (even with a GPS)
June 1, 2008
Too old to party; too old for homosexual public displays of affection
June 6, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Adventure of Pedestrian Subplots
June 9, 2008
Peddling the way to past glory
June 12, 2008
Uninformed muses on rising gas prices (it can’t be good)
June 14, 2008
The hits keep comin’ (more Bashed by Balls)
June 16, 2008
I have a drug problem (& grooming habits for filthy minds)
June 19, 2008
There’s a time for everything…miracles happen every day!
June 24, 2008
Crappy Movie 2: The well-oiled machine
June 27, 2008
Drawing the line on expired politicians
June 29, 2008
July
Civil behaviour in a public place–that’s just gay!
July 2, 2008
Corporate hate; positive hippie love
July 5, 2008
Truth, justice, and the American lie
July 12, 2008
A freeloader’s nightmare: Paying for things that should be complimentary
July 15, 2008
Driver’s remorse (everyone else is doing it)
July 18, 2008
More movie maladies (why do I even care?)
July 26, 2008
Rage against the machine parked in my driveway
July 28, 2008
August
Pleased to hear; hearing something unpleasing
August 5, 2008
An Olympic indifference and wealth-driven observations
August 7, 2008
From voting discouragement to getting screwed with Lube…
August 21, 2008
The rich get rich and the ‘Nerd will bitch
August 23, 2008
Courthouse weddings (unexpectant mothers find love!)
August 31, 2008
September
Juicy gossip and the tightwads behind them
September 3, 2008
It’s only cheating if you get caught (I be learned real good)
September 7, 2008
Rebooting isn’t just for computer geeks (Mo’ Money II)
September 11, 2008
Con Fare (You don’t get what you pay for)
September 21, 2008
October
The myth behind the media (or Annie Wilkes says ‘Get a life!’)
October 19, 2008
Always looking out for Number 1
October 26, 2008
Lil’ Princess buys her own gas
October 29, 2008
Brad Pitt needs to mind his own business: an angry political tirade
October 31, 2008
November
An Unpleasant Endorsement (even more politics)
November 3, 2008
Early results; early disappointments
November 5, 2008
Voting for Dummies (Our forefathers died for this?!?!?)
November 9, 2008
Domicile Difficulties: what to do when screaming isn’t enough
November 12, 2008
Sleeping with an airplane & the phantom phrames
November 17, 2008
Beauty and The Geek (when is bigger, badder, faster too much)
November 20, 2008
What’s mine is mine (cash for cars)
November 23, 2008
Charity is for suckers (give it away now)
November 26, 2008
‘Tis the season (for ‘nog and film forgiveness)
November 30, 2008
December
Public displays of knee-jerk reactions
December 5, 2008
The Urkel of pop culture
December 7, 2008
The bare requirements of nude sunbathing
December 12, 2008
Doctored photos: clear memories and fuzzy stomachs
December 15, 2008
Democracy doesn’t work (why I don’t vote)
December 20, 2008
The 2008 Christmas tale (full of fruitless facts & gifts!)
December 22, 2008
The Curious Case of my Blustering Blowhorn
December 24, 2008
PayFail: the next epic war is about to begin
December 27, 2008