January
A dead nobody…immortalized Disney-style!
January 2, 2009
A special delivery of stupidity
January 7, 2009
Creepo pervs & the great gay debate
January 9, 2009
Full of Grace; full of crap
January 12, 2009
Commuting Woes: No good deed goes unpunished
January 19, 2009
Sucka: How to get shafted by a used car salesmen
January 21, 2009
Celebrity look-a-like (it’s Schmeil Hatrick Paris!)
January 26, 2009
February
Confessions of a dealaholic (rice, rice baby)
February 4, 2009
Back to School: it ain’t what it used to be
February 6, 2009
Scorned love letters (The A-roid edition)
February 11, 2009
More A-roid fallout (this time with research!)
February 12, 2009
Luxuries fit for a king…but not good enough for me
February 20, 2009
Neighborhood con jobs or false advertising?
February 26, 2009
March
Two quick quips: In the company of Leno and theives
March 4, 2009
Unspoken bathroom adventures (you’ve been warned)
March 9, 2009
‘Cause waking up is hard to do
March 11, 2009
I’m broken; please fix me (f@#$ insurance)
March 13, 2009
Healthcare coverage that’ll make you sick
March 19, 2009
Open discussions and the great age misnomer
March 26, 2009
Eight reason to follow Octomom
March 28, 2009
April
Airheads without airbags (maybe they crash on their head)
April 1, 2009
For what it’s worth / a lesson in economics
April 8, 2009
Movie motion sickness (I need one of those bags)
April 17, 2009
Stakes on a plane (Why security doesn’t cut it)
April 23, 2009
Pushing the envelope (9021-oh!)
April 25, 2009
Everything you know is wrong
April 29, 2009
May
Being Grownup doesn’t make you smarter…just taller
May 2, 2009
Drawing on the wall; lying on the stand
May 14, 2009
Vanity vs. comfort: A new look for a big head
May 21, 2009
The philosophy of volunteering & prequels
May 28, 2009
June
Bargain huntin’ in the Craigslist bin
June 2, 2009
The Craigslist Deadbeat After-Hours Sales Spectacular
June 5, 2009
Failure to fail (’cause sometimes winning is too much)
June 12, 2009
July
An ode to confusion: why poetry isn’t for me
July 12, 2009
Advice I wish I received (or what they don’t teach in school)
July 17, 2009
September
An absence explained; hot grannies cause shame
September 2, 2009
Soccer class kicks (my) ass!
September 14, 2009
From Russia with love (it’s in the game)
September 18, 2009
I love this game (or LFL action is craptastic!)
September 29, 2009
October
Hit-n-run fandom: we all make bad choices
October 7, 2009
Medical Procedures for Dummies
October 13, 2009
December
One man’s problem is another man’s gift
December 8, 2009
Dr. Distracted, professional healer
December 13, 2009
Turns out, I’m a snob
December 18, 2009
Modern Avoidances (i h8 2 w8 4 ttyls)
December 31, 2009