It bugs the hell out of my how über-sensitive people can be. I was talking to this chik online and I made one little prostitute joke and she ended the conversation. I’ll show you the tail-end of our talk:

siknerd: so what sorta sales are you in?stuckupbitchygrl93: I am in real estatesiknerd: now that’s not too badsiknerd: i used to work sales in retails stores and i hated itstuckupbitchygrl93: yeah i did that toosiknerd: or in my current line of work, i gotta deal with vendors wanting me to buy their crapsiknerd: i can’t stand pushy peoplesiknerd: a true salesman is pushysiknerd: i’d hate myself if i ever did that.stuckupbitchygrl93: hasiknerd: but real estate is far more presigous than salesstuckupbitchygrl93: r u saying im pushy?stuckupbitchygrl93: its okaysiknerd: not if you’re a realitorsiknerd: but if you make cold phone calls wanting me to come buy your house,then yes: you’re pushystuckupbitchygrl93: but you would come?siknerd: probably not: i’d be wasting your time and mine–i can’t afford a house yetsiknerd: i would to come meet a cute chik–but i just can’t afford what you’re sellingsiknerd: why does that sound like somehting one would tell a prostitute?*** stuckupbitchygrl93’s IC window is closed

Granted, that’s . . . . .