Twitter Quip

    Tweet: The Wife: “How…

    The Wife: “How come when football players retire the big fat guys get skinny & the skinny guys get big and fat?”

    Tweet: I see nothing…

    I see nothing wrong with criticizing the actors in a children’s pagent. If you can’t act get off the stage.

    Tweet: You’d think with…

    You’d think with all the advances we’ve had in entertainment someone would have found a way to make church less boring by now.

    Tweet: A storage server…

    A storage server with RAID-5 configuration in a six drive array might be a bit of an overkill for home users.

    Tweet: I need a new…

    I need a new wardrobe for work, which illicited this response from The Wife: “I’m so excited–it’s like getting a new husband!”

    Tweet: At what point…

    At what point in marriage does “compromising” turn into “no longer having the energy to hold your ground?”

    Tweet: I watched a…

    I watched a Laker game last night because I wanted to see Kobe Bryant in action. Unfortunately, he didn’t rape anyone.

    Tweet: Appearently naked sumersaults…

    Appearently naked sumersaults are a bad look.

    Tweet: Why is it called…

    Why is it called a ‘wet suit’? If anything, it should be called a dry suit. It keeps one dry, not wet.

    Tweet: Watching the market recap…

    Watching the market recap; drinking an import.