Perhaps gift-wrapped divorce papers are not the best choice as a Christmas present for a spouse.
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It should be Christmas every day: there’s no traffic anywhere! #ifsantawasblack he’d get pulled over for driving an expensive sleigh in a good neighborhood. What? White people can’t make that joke? How can you tell when you’ve reached rock bottom? When you’re shopping for The Wife’s Xmas present at a 99 Cents Only Store. I knew I should have spent a little bit more on a good prostitute. #MyLastWordsWillBe This is really good Kool-Aid. #MyLastWordsWillBe Let’s see if we can make him mad. #MyLastWordsWillBe Maybe we should cut the blue wire instead… #MyLastWordsWillBe Yes, I would like fries with that. #MyLastWordsWillBe Ouch! #MyLastWordsWillBe |
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