I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me… #MyLastWordsWillBe
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If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Damn–didn’t work. #MyLastWordsWillBe I wonder what this button does… #MyLastWordsWillBe Nothing says Christmas like a string of lights hung from a palm tree. #XmasInSoCal I, too, am thinking of hiring a management team to express my deep and personal thoughts for me here on Twitter. #TwoThingsThatNeverMix Bleach & ammonia. Learned that the hard way as we had to evacuate the McDonald’s I worked at in high school. My employer wants us to take a sexual harassment training course, which is good because I hope to become a better sexual harasser. An Asian woman nearly leveled me w/her shopping cart & didn’t even have the decency to apologize. Even w/o cars Asians are bad drivers. If my car was a person it would be old enough to get a job, which is ironic considering it doesn’t work. CBS showed a closeup of the Bills’ cheerleaders. Talk about some dogs. There must be some real ugly women in Buffalo. |
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