Wow, female marines are lesbians: who knew?
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There was a time in my life where I thought I knew everything and the time I actually did. I was hoping to get a friend & listen to my AlanisMorissette CD, but then I realized it’s not 1995 anymore nor do I know any angry lesbians. I can’t tell if Ricky Gervais is witty or if he just SOUNDS witty because he speaks with an English accent. Have you ever stopped to admire the art in a public restroom stall? Some of it is quite impressive. The best part of being in a loud, crowded room is you can really let one rip…and no one will hear it. I find fashion confusing: what can be more important in life than a comfortable pair of shoes? Anyone want to buy some used condoms? Only used once. I appear to have misplaced my jellybeans. If lightening were to strike me down…I would not complain. |
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