Any truth to the rumour that Barolo Colon missed two years of baseball because he was busy eating?
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The improper disposal of chewed gum should be a crime punishable by death. I don’t care who he has banged or how many women adore him: Justin Timberlake is gay! How am I the only person who realizes this?!?!? You know you’ve spent too much time on Wikipedia when you’re reading entries about “Herman’s Head.” What kind of wine goes with Chinese food? Red? White? Yellow? At my funeral, there better be a taco bar. I would delete you as a Facebook friend, but I don’t know how. I want to wish all the moms out there a Happy Father’s Day. I found a dead bird outside my door today. I wonder if this was a natural death or were the possums trying to keep him from testifying. I found a dead bird outside my door today. The timing couldn’t be better because I can’t find my hacky sack. |
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