To all those who plan on wishing me a Happy New Year: I’m going to bed–please don’t wake me.
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It’s so cold, I’m going to have to limit my pole licking to a minimum. The worst part about working with kids is being forced to pretend you like Justin Beiber. I have never visited my wife’s Facebook page: does that make me a bad husband? Occasionally I say something I think is an original thought, but it’s from a movie I saw 10 years ago. Yes, my memory is that good…and bad Today I’m going to be more anal & less retentive. Or was that less anal & more retentive? Shoot–I can’t remember! Thanksgiving: at school, kids are allowed to dress up as pilgrims but not Indians. This is offensive to my white Anglo-Saxon heritage. Life Lesson # 78: Never look down when using a port-a-potty. Toilet seat liners: good for public restrooms and the home! Are nipples on mannequins really necessary? |
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