Okay, so here’s my problem: I like Nickelback.
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The worst words a computer tech can hear from his client: “I tried fixing it myself.” My fortune cookie said “A surpirse will titillate & frighten you.” I can only assume that means A-Rod is going to hit a home run tonight. Signs you’ve been watching too much football: seeing the state abbreviation “NE” and thinking it’s for New England. Judging from the smell coming from my neighbor’s apartment, he burned some really bad toast or smoke some really bad pot. My 5-Hour Energy Drink only lasted 4 hours and 58 minutes: I’m suing! Kristen Stewart is so unattractive that if she had a sex tape, I would fast-forward her parts and focus on the dude. In an attempt to become more time efficient, this morning I tried brushing my teeth & eating breakfast simultaneously. Not a good idea. I always do my own material. That’s why it’s not funny a lot of the time. siknerd: I always do my own material. That’s why it’s not funny a lot of the time. |
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