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    Tweet: It’s terribly unfort…

    It’s terribly unfortunate that sofa beds are not comfortable as both sofas and beds.

    siknerd: It’s terribly unfortunate that sofa beds are not comfortable as both sofas and beds.

    siknerd: It’s terribly unfortunate that sofa beds are not comfortable as both sofas and beds.

    Tweet: What inspires one to…

    What inspires one to throw a cigarette in a urinal? It doesn’t take a genius to know that it can’t be flushed.

    Tweet: Looking around at th…

    Looking around at the Stone Temple Pilots/Bush concert, I’m fairly certain that no one here is under the age of 30.

    siknerd: What inspires one to throw a cigarette in a urinal? It doesn’t take a genius to know that it can’t be flushed.

    siknerd: What inspires one to throw a cigarette in a urinal? It doesn’t take a genius to know that it can’t be flushed.

    siknerd: Looking around at the Stone Temple Pilots/Bush concert, I’m fairly certain that no one here is under the age of 30.

    siknerd: Looking around at the Stone Temple Pilots/Bush concert, I’m fairly certain that no one here is under the age of 30.

    Tweet: This is not a cry fo…

    This is not a cry for help. It’s just a cry.

    Tweet: ‘Tis better to make …

    ‘Tis better to make broad generalizations than generalizations about broads.

    Tweet: Is it wrong to refer…

    Is it wrong to refer to kindergarteners as “fresh fish” on the first day of school?

    Tweet: Whoever coined the p…

    Whoever coined the phrase “sex, drugs, and rock & roll” never considered the possibilty of Radio Disney.