When my time comes, I want it to be on national television and I wanna take a bunch of people with me.
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It’s 6:00 on a Thursday night and I got nothing to do: is it too early to take a shower and go to bed? I don’t understand gun enthusiasts. What’s so exciting about owning a gun? Now if that gun was made of chocolate… I like when the word “xpress” is spelled without the E because that means it gets done faster. Life Lesson #43 Don’t play with Silly Putty found in a public restroom. Environmentalist don’t respect the circle of life. Given the choice of listening to Jack Johnson or a radio commercial what would you choose? I think I’d go with the commercial. I wanna be a duck. A duck is never hot. Have you ever seen a duck sweat? Me neither. I turned down a job opportunity at a school for the visually impaired because I couldn’t see myself working there. Happy 5th of July! (I always come late to parties) |
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