One of the best things about being a guy is you can take care of those pesky swirly stains when you tinkle.
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So…does anybody wanna sext? I am optimistically pessimistic: I’m always hoping to find the negative in a situation. Maybe Japanese cars are so good because they’re designed for Asian drivers. I burned myself in a most unfortunate place: looks like my days of nude candle-making are over. You had me at “If I buy you lunch…” I just ordered a “Scotch on the Rocks.” I don’t know what’s in it, but it sounds classy! A fourth grader asked me what “ignorant” meant; I told her to look in the mirror. Morals are dumb. #WordsToLiveBy I think I’ve reached the point where my obsession with Katy Perry music can be classified as more than a guilty pleasure. |
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