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    Tweet: I am a man without b…

    I am a man without boundaries–I break the “No Food or Drink in the Computer Lab” rule all the time.

    Tweet: What good does a hun…

    What good does a hunger strike do? You wanna starve yourself–fine by me.

    Tweet: The only thing worse…

    The only thing worse than a “Saved by the Bell” marathon is a “Saved by the Bell” marathon when you have nothing to do. #BoredOnSaturday

    Tweet: No, I didn’t race an…

    No, I didn’t race any girls. Everyone knows that 1st grade girls are faster than 1st grade boys. I didn’t want to look silly.

    Tweet: No, I didn’t race an…

    No, I didn’t race any girls. Everyone knows that 1st grade girls are faster than 1st grade boys. I didn’t want to look silly.

    Tweet: You’re probably wond…

    You’re probably wondering why I was racing 1st graders. It’s only because the kindergartners were absent today.

    Tweet: You’re probably wond…

    You’re probably wondering why I was racing 1st graders. It’s only because the kindergartners were absent today.

    Tweet: Today I beat four 1s…

    Today I beat four 1st graders in a race. Does this make me four times faster than a 1st grader?

    Tweet: Today I beat four 1s…

    Today I beat four 1st graders in a race. Does this make me four times faster than a 1st grader?

    Tweet: Saw “Die Hard” on Te…

    Saw “Die Hard” on Telemundo. Either my Spanish has gotten much better or I’ve seen that movie too many times ’cause I understood every word.