Disorganized, unhelpful, and intentionally rude: The US Post Office–where the unemployable go to find jobs. I hate the Post Office…
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Is there any music worse than Christian rock? Even if you ignore the message, the melodies are drab & the lyrics ridiculously predictable. When I was a kid if I forgot my lunch at home my parents would drop off an empty bag with a note that said “Forgetful boys don’t eat” A kid forgot her lunch for school so her parents dropped off In-N-Out. Makes me wish I forgot my lunch at home too. #CrappyColdLunch You’re never too old to want to play with fire. Do you think Joe Paterno is up in heaven thinking, “Why couldn’t this happen before Jerry Sandusky became a household name?!?!?” #JoePaDead When traveling in a group he who is most tired should drive because he’ll want to get to the destination fastest. The value of a dollar has greatly declined over time. Except at strip clubs–where a buck will always get you the same thing. How does the fire department measure maxim occupancy? Do they actually put people in a room? “We squeezed in 207 people: let’s try 1 more!” I find the term “Gentleman’s Club” ironic because the last person one would expect to find inside would be a gentleman. |
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