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    2012

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    January   I find the term “Gentleman’s Club” ironic because the last person one would expect to find inside would be a gentleman.       January 2, 2012  How does the fire department measure maxim occupancy? Do they actually put people in a room? “We squeezed in 207 people: let’s try 1 more!”       January 6, 2012  The value of a dollar has greatly declined over time. Except at strip clubs–where a buck will always get you the same thing.       January 12, 2012  When traveling in a group he who is most tired should drive because he’ll want to get to the destination fastest.       January 18, 2012  Do you think Joe Paterno is up in heaven thinking, “Why couldn’t this happen before Jerry Sandusky became a household name?!?!?” #JoePaDead       January 22, 2012

    February   You’re never too old to want to play with fire.       February 19, 2012

    March   A kid forgot her lunch for school so her parents dropped off In-N-Out. Makes me wish . . . . .