Twitter Quip

    What inspires a woman to get a tattoo of a naked w…

    What inspires a woman to get a tattoo of a naked woman?

    I’m in favor of all children being home schooled b…

    I’m in favor of all children being home schooled because there is significantly less traffic on the road during non-school days.

    I find the gift of homemade cookies to be very unc…

    I find the gift of homemade cookies to be very uncomfortable. The gesture is nice, but I have no idea if the baker washed her hands.

    Why are my favorite porn stars men?

    Why are my favorite porn stars men?

    Few things match the futility of watching a teache…

    Few things match the futility of watching a teacher explain writing rules to students who barely speak English.

    I think one of the worst side effects of going to…

    I think one of the worst side effects of going to the gym is I’m exposed to a ton of catchy crappy pop music I can’t get out of my head.

    I don’t know why resturants opt for cheap toliet p…

    I don’t know why resturants opt for cheap toliet paper. It might be half the cost but I use ten times as much

    I don’t understand the appeal of food that’s marke…

    I don’t understand the appeal of food that’s marketed as ‘homemade.’ If I wanted homemade, I’d just stay home and make it myself.

    Wanna help me help someone move?

    Wanna help me help someone move?

    Uncomfortably Confession of the Day: I caught men’…

    Uncomfortably Confession of the Day: I caught men’s gymnastics on television the other day & I was reluctantly intrigued by the athleticism.