Ah, the first day of school–probably the only time of year when the cafeteria serves fresh food.
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My tolerance of other cultures is based entirely on quality of their food. That’s why I’ve given Mexicans a long leash. Few things changed my outlook on life as positively as the day Costo changed from Coke to Pepsi. Shamefully true story: this afternoon I had to lobby for Target to match Walmart’s price on underwear. But I saved two bucks! Sign You’re Approaching 40: You heard of all washed-up bands playing at the county fair. I only have two emotions: angry and hungry. When I’m on my home turf, sometimes I like to pee sitting down. It’s just easier that way. The fact that I don’t bother to learn people’s names probably says a lot about my personality. There’s something dubious about an uncoordinated elderly woman trying to teach kids how to dribble a basketball or jump rope. #5thGradePE The first time is always the hardest. But once you get use to it peeing in the shower is a totally natural thing. |
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