I saw a kinder gal ask a boy, “Will you marry me?” He responded by punching her in the chest.
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When the microwave was first invented did its maker know not to use with aluminum foil or was that something he learned by accident? I don’t understand why the boys at my school are always fiddling with their pants. When I was a kid, I just took them off. Life Lesson #63: if you can’t identity the Mexican food you’re about to consume you probably shouldn’t eat it. I saw white smoke coming from an 85 Camry. Does that mean they elected a new popemobile? Depressing sign of the times: we practiced a lock down drill today at school “in the event armed gunmen attack the school.” Spoiler alert: Osama Bin Laden dies at the end of “Zero Dark Thirty” Why is it every time I go to Starbucks I see someone working on a screenplay? Saw Die Hard 5 last night & left the show with this thought: theaters should put up a sign to warn patrons of bad movies prior to admission. There’s a kindergarten teacher at my school who likes to play with fire: she doesn’t grant her students bathroom breaks. |
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