I found an abandoned coffee mug in the men’s room, which got me wondering…who takes a cup of coffee in the men’s room?

It’s sad, but the uglier and/or fatter the student, the quicker I’ll learn their name. Their uniqueness makes them memorable.

Why is it called a “hamburger” when it doesn’t contain any ham? It should be called a “cowburger” or something else more authentic.

I saw an Asian woman ask another Asian woman, “Are you Chinese?” C’mon: if they can’t tell the difference, what chance do white people have?

I found a cookie in a trash pile, but it’s completely sealed–think it’s edible?