One time I had to wash my shirt in a McDonald’s bathroom like a homeless person because my newborn pooped on me.
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Someone brought bagels and vegetable dip for Treat Day. Someone needs to be tarred and feathered. The only kind of porn that I find dirty, gross, or disgusting is interracial lesbians. That’s just too weird for me to stomach. No matter what it’s designed to be, all microwave foods look, feel, and taste exactly the same. A law in California prohibits jail workers & peace officers from having sex with prisoners in transport. They needed a law for this? Stroller, playmat, swing, changing pad: I don’t understand how my 13-pound newborn requires more luggage than I do. Life lesson #243: When ordering a pizza never pay for extra cheese because–really–are you getting extra cheese? You’ll never know. If women earn 75 cents for every dollar a man gets how are they more expensive than men? I don’t understand how saying “I want to see the black ‘Annie’ movie” can be construed as racist when I want to see the film. I want chocolate but don’t want to pay for it. If only there was some sorta method people could use to score free candy today… |
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