I don’t know what the child labor laws are in my state, but I’m pretty sure I violate them every time I use a “student helper” at my school.
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I’m going to join the union in a labor dispute with management, so if I turn up missing you know where to look. If I had a $150 to blow, I would get a custom Philadelphia Eagles jersey with the number 0 and the name “QB Eagles” on the back. I want my nude pics to remain private. That’s why I save my selfies where no one will see them: MySpace. My biggest problem with the “Draft Day” movie is the Browns considered 6-10 disappointing. As a Brown fan, I’d kill for a 6-win season. I don’t understand how pedophiles have a sexual preference: the bodies of a ten-year old boy & a ten-year old girl are virtually identical. So it turns out Twinkies do have an expiration date and consuming them after that date can make you sick. Jaywalking is dangerous for black people because oncoming drivers might not see them against the asphalt. The best part of not having an online presence is no one can name me in the Ice Bucket Challenge. I was my hands before I go to the bathroom, but that’s only because I know where my hands have been. |
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