Did the sun set last night? I wasn’t paying attention and think I missed it.
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Given the amount of stuff the Post Office incorrectly delivers to me it’s safe to assume my neighbors are getting more of my mail than me. Why do I feel hungover without any of the benefits of getting drunk the night before? I was tremendously proud of the jersey cow–finally, something good to come out of my home state–until I read jersey cows aren’t from NJ. Peacock: what an old man with urinary difficulties tells his ding-dong. “Yes I would like fries with that. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion! I would have never thought of that on my own,” said no one ever. …so I said to her, “Why deodorize when I’m used to it?” This morning I walked in my principal’s office & requested a trade to an East Coast school so I could be closer to my family. #tradedeadline STDs are nature’s form of population control. My favorite part of any movie is when the hijinks ensue. You can’t have hijinks without having a good time. |
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