My dad always use to say “I want you to grow up bigger & smarter than me.” When I turned 10 he got his wish.
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Where do pornographic actors hide their lapel mics? Bullets should be cleaned and sanitized before loaded into a gun otherwise they might cause an infection. It takes me a while to get use to my age. By the time I can bring myself to admit it another year passes and the number changes again. Students had an hour long assembly on bicycle safety today. How is that an hour? I can sum it up with one sentence: don’t get hit by a car. My Beanie Babies are my retirement fund. I don’t believe in common decency–it’s just not my thing. Ignorance is bliss–but only when Ignorance is the name of a stripper. There aren’t enough French fries in my life. This probably says a lot about mental problems but I find aggressive, assertive, super-bossy women extremely attractive. |
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