I’m a little worried because I ate corn two days ago and I haven’t seen it come out yet.
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The only thing I like more than helping people is being a selfish jerk. Why do some restaurants give away ketchup but charge extra for ranch? A bottle of Heinz costs just as much Hidden Valley. I don’t understand why I have to get my wife. present on Mother’s Day–she’s not MY mother. I’m too old to be eating lunch with a spork. It has just come to my attention that Supermex is not a Latino superhero. I love when the amount of cereal remaining in the box equals exactly one bowl. Not too short; not too much–just right. My anaconda does want some regardless of whether or not you have buns. I know this is a super-girly thing to say, but I really need some chocolate. A kid said to me, “I wish you were my dad.” I didn’t know if that meant he liked me or has an absentee father. |
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