In some countries cleaning a person’s feet is a sign of respect. In this country it means you have stinky feet.
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I think Bugs Bunny cartoons should be part of any well-rounded curriculum. How is that an all-you-can-eat buffet can make me feel embarrassed and proud at the same time? I think I just found out how the buttplug was invented: a naked guy sat on a pacifier. I have a new goal in life: I want to be famous enough to do a cameo on Sesame Street. The wife says it’s time to lose the beard, so in the interest of avoiding an argument I am going to lose the wife. Incorrection definitions: It turns out a concentration camp is not where jewish kids go to think real hard. I get incredibly uncomfortable asking someone for a letter of recommendation. I just hate bothering my mom because she’s so busy. There’s a Christmas tree in the trash. That’s right: it took until Feb 1st for someone to say “It’s time to take down the Christmas tree.” VH1 Classic is playing MacGruber. VH1 needs to reexamine its definition of classic. |
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