When I’m done with it, a HazMat team is needed to clean out the bathroom.
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She tries, but my grandma’s homemade crystal meth just isn’t as good as store-bought crystal meth. She always uses too much salt. I’m getting real tired of having to undo my pants every time I go to the bathroom. If dresses were socially acceptable I’d wear one. It always amuses me to see an Asian person buy a 20-pound bag of rice. I wonder what the white person equivalent is. I have no patience for being patient. Using a Porta Potty is like walking a tightrope: it’s best if you don’t look down. The best thing about a suicide bomber is there’s one less terrorist walking around. One of the hardest aspects of being a teacher is coming up with creative new ways to yell at children. For all the advances science has done it’s remarkable that we haven’t been able to come up with a passable version of generic Doritos. This Halloween I want to see an Indian dressed as a Native American. |
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