You can’t always get what you want…unless you want a lifetime of misery and hardship. In that case, you can have as much as you want.
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I’m not shaving as a form of protest. Not exactly sure what I’m protesting, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m against it. TV, computer, & movie theater screens are all landscape. So why do most people hold their phone upright & shoot videos in portrait? The amount of money I spend per year on candy is beyond the acceptable limit for an adult. Health Tip of the Day: You can decrease your chances of an early death by having less people in your will. Sign You Live in the Ghetto #213: There ain’t no Starbucks around, but there’s a check-cashing store on every block. I hate people. I might be the only person in the world who welcomes the idea of being stranded on deserted island. I wish someone would invent Pepsi-flavored mouthwash, so after I brush & rinse I can drink a Pepsi without it tasting funny. I saw a sign at the park that said “No Dogs Allowed”. It seems like a very ineffective sign since dogs don’t know how to read. There are few things in life more awkward than two guys sharing a urinal. |
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