Is it possible to be both a smartass and a dumbass?
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Is it possible to be both a smartass and a dumbass? I wish my students would spend less time saying sorry and more time not screwing up. #ToddlerProblemSolvingSkills CHILD: “More grapes!” ME: “You have a 6 grapes on your plate.” CHILD (shoves grapes in her mouth): “Mo gapes!” Every time I ask my daughter if she went potty she says no. I don’t know if she’s lying or completely unaware because I can smell it from across the room. #ThingsIveLearnedFromFalling: Men shouldn’t wear high heels. One time a friend bet me that I couldn’t eat a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts by myself. I might have won the bet, but there were no winners that day. I would say I feel sorry for my daughter’s future kindergarten teacher, but the truth is I feel sorry for ALL kindergarten teachers. Asking the bank for a loan to get breast implants is a bad idea. Unless you’re a stripper — then it’s a good career investment. PETA won’t be happy until the monkeys take over. I think smoke detectors are more trouble than they’re worth–especially when you burn food as often as I do. |
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