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Printed magazines will never go extinct because guys will always need something to read when on the can. Things I Learned Watching TV: all of life’s problems can be solved in 30 minutes. Unless it’s an hour-long episode. Then it takes 60 minutes. This morning my daughter devoured the doughnuts I bought her. She inherited my love of eating doughnuts paid for by someone else. I saw Ice Cube on Sesame Street this week–an idea that would seem bad match to both Ice Cube *and* PBS in 1988. If your mom is ½ black & ½ white and your dad is ½ white & ½ black does that make you half ½ black & half ½ white and half ½ white & half ½ black? Does the Pope ever have fun? Does he lounge in a T-shirt & watch a movie on off days? I’d like see the Pope telling jokes & drinking beer with friends. If Alexa was my wife I would likely get arrested for spousal abuse because that bitch never listens to me. I asked my local brothel if they had any Black Friday Deals. I was told yes, but only if I was willing to have sex with a turkey. The reasons parents gain weight after having kids is because they eat all the unfinished food purchased for their children. #ItsBeginningToLookAlotLike: it’s time to change my underwear. |
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