July
Watching the market recap; drinking an import.
July 5, 2010
December
Why is it called a ‘wet suit’? If anything, it should be called a dry suit. It keeps one dry, not wet.
December 6, 2010
Appearently naked sumersaults are a bad look.
December 7, 2010
I watched a Laker game last night because I wanted to see Kobe Bryant in action. Unfortunately, he didn’t rape anyone.
December 13, 2010
At what point in marriage does “compromising” turn into “no longer having the energy to hold your ground?”
December 15, 2010
I need a new wardrobe for work, which illicited this response from The Wife: “I’m so excited–it’s like getting a new husband!”
December 18, 2010
A storage server with RAID-5 configuration in a six drive array might be a bit of an overkill for home users.
December 21, 2010
You’d think with all the advances we’ve had in entertainment someone would have found a way to make church less boring by now.
December 25, 2010
I see nothing wrong with criticizing the actors in a children’s pagent. If you can’t act get off the stage.
December 26, 2010
The Wife: “How come when football players retire the big fat guys get skinny & the skinny guys get big and fat?”
December 28, 2010