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Because complaining about stuff shouldn't be limited to the elderly
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| Wednesday, January 18, 2006 |
I took an online IQ test and scored pretty well...except for the logic part. Verbal and math rated me a genius. General knowledge exceptional. But according to this test, my logic intelligence is below average How could I score below average? I’ve never been below average in anything. Well, maybe not never (my batting average is below the league average; I’m shorter than the average American; and my attention span is below the average toddler’s)--but that’s not the point. I know a lot of people think I’m a fine piece of arse, but outside my family, that number drastically dwindles. I know I’m never gonna win a body odor, archery, or slam dunk contest--and I’m okay with that just as long as I’m smarter than everyone else. my intellectual superiority is what will help me overtake the world (just as long as Cobra Commander doesn’t beat me to it). This below average thing has really got me distraught. If anything, I’m too logical. I think everything to the tenfold. I don’t do anything without examining it, reexamining, and going back and examining it again (the way most people rinse, lather, repeat). I don’t dare do anything impulsively--illogical people are impulsive. The only impulsive things I do are dumb (the kinda dumb that usually requires medical attention). But I do that because it’s stupid (stupid things often translate into fun). I know they’re dumb. But the fact I know they’re dumb makes it a logical decision...right? Screw you. I don’t hafta f#%&ing impress you. What was I talking about again?
Note to self: never blog when too tired to think.
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