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 Because complaining about stuff shouldn't be limited to the elderly |
| fat chiks, ugos, and the people who get me |
| Monday, January 23, 2006 |
I've come to the conclusion that only fat chiks have a sense of humour. I joined MySpace to met some new people and make some new friends. Despite my mother's constant reminder of how cute I am, I'm a realist and know my sense of humour is my best attribute. Guys aren't interested in meeting guys on the internet, which leaves the only women seeking me out. Okay, fine--there's nothing wrong with meeting new women. But how come the only chiks wanting to be my friend are fat chiks? Women so large that if they were states, they'd be divided in to north and south halves? In my three weeks or so on MySpace, it seems like only fat chiks think I'm funny.
Maybe fat girls like to laugh because you gotta have a sense of humour to be that large and not jump off a tall building (assuming they have the stamina to climb the stairs). Maybe good-looking girls don' like to laugh because humour requires intelligence and they'e too busy chewing on their hair. Whatever be the reason, only fat girls seem to want to be my friend. It's like they're the only ones who can take a joke or know how to laugh. I loving goofing off and laughing, yet only fat chiks seem to get that. No thin broads or ugos. No dudes or midgets--only girls who spend more time in the fridge than in front of a TV. Yep, it's just me and the fat chiks.
Ugh.
If I don't show up to work tomorrow, somebody send the police to my house because there's a good chance I shot myself.
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