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 Because complaining about stuff shouldn't be limited to the elderly |
2006
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| January | Top ↑
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| Fun with Jim Carrey (and Dick and Jane) |
| Wednesday, January 04, 2006 |
| mindless ramblings...gonna need a title for my blog. |
| Friday, January 06, 2006 |
| Subject Everybody's Working For The Weekend |
| Saturday, January 07, 2006 |
| No pies were harmed during the composing of this blog. |
| Sunday, January 8, 2006 |
| Subject False Advertising |
| Sunday, January 08, 2006 |
| Greetings aren't what they used to be |
| Tuesday, January 10, 2006 |
| MR FAG no more: Birth of an iRANT |
| Friday, January 13, 2006 |
| business cards and the people who need them |
| Saturday, January 14, 2006 |
| the fantasy world of movies vs. reality of human conversation |
| Sunday, January 15, 2006 |
| I went to the doctor today... |
| Tuesday, January 17, 2006 |
| nothing special today other than my absolute failure as a human being |
| Wednesday, January 18, 2006 |
| It's like Bill Clinton teaching a class on ethics... |
| January 18, 2006 |
| children and the people who "love" them. |
| Wednesday, January 18, 2006 |
| how guys succeed at love |
| Sunday, January 22, 2006 |
| Howie Mandel and the Oscars |
| Monday, January 23, 2006 |
| fat chiks, ugos, and the people who get me |
| Monday, January 23, 2006 |
| following the jobs |
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 |
| No matter what anyone says, I'm not scared of the dark |
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 |
| Peas & carrots or oil & vinegar--can two similar personalities match? |
| Friday, January 27, 2006 |
| Brad Pitt's good looks & how fate likes to laugh at me |
| Friday, January 27, 2006 |
| I suck far more than I thought was possible (no gay innuendo intended) |
| Friday, January 27, 2006 |
| Why my local library hasn't seen me in a while & my contribution to stopping literacy |
| Saturday, January 28, 2006 |
| Interns and the superiors they disrespect |
| Saturday, January 28, 2006 |
| Do you think your mom is hot? |
| Monday, January 30, 2006 |
| Postal Girls Gone Wild! Bring Back the 90s! |
| Tuesday, January 31, 2006 |
| Discoveries in the bathroom can lead to obsessive thoughts |
| Tuesday, January 31, 2006 |
| February | Top ↑
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| Why do girls like to watch boys play with their balls? |
| Friday, February 03, 2006 |
| Doubleman, the latest and greatest super hero legend |
| Sunday, February 05, 2006 |
| it's not that i talk too much; it's that i NEVER say anything |
| Sunday, February 05, 2006 |
| Inconsiderate jackholes & the lives they reek havoc on (or stay the hell out of my spot) |
| Tuesday, February 07, 2006 |
| I'd tell you what this blog is about, but I "prefer not to say" |
| Thursday, February 09, 2006 |
| I'm just learning how to smile...that's not easy to do |
| Friday, February 10, 2006 |
| a man's right to choose and why some people will never be good fathers |
| Saturday, February 11, 2006 |
| things, stuff, mindless tidbits (or i'm too drunk to come up with a title) |
| Sunday, February 12, 2006 |
| Wild thoroughbreds, cheap booze, and General Cartman Lee |
| Coping without data in the information age and the D & D master destined to help me |
| Sunday, February 12, 2006 |
| Finding the perfect Valentine's gift (and helping guys get through this difficult time) |
| Monday, February 13, 2006 |
| I'm not angry that this blog sucks; I'm upset that you lied to me & told me it was good |
| Monday, February 13, 2006 |
| is fighting the system a battle worth engaging? |
| Thursday, February 16, 2006 |
| Not every teenager's untimely death is a tragedy |
| Friday, February 17, 2006 |
| I thought emo was a character on Sesame Street (or modern music really blows) |
| Sunday, February 19, 2006 |
| watching TV, drinking lemonade--damn, it feels good to be an American |
| Monday, February 20, 2006 |
| Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up (Ataris, please don't sue me) |
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 |
| Too tired to sleep; too cold to wake up; too lazy to copyedit |
| Thursday, February 23, 2006 |
| Every day has to start somewhere (or I've really got nuttin to say & I wanna waste your time) |
| Thursday, February 23, 2006 |
| Judge, jury, & executioner: how I stepped up and fought back for all the little people |
| Sunday, February 26, 2006 |
| March | Top ↑
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| Please don't let the requests of "Kill me! Kill me!" go ignored |
| Friday, March 03, 2006 |
| SEX! SEX! SEX! (Anything to increase the ratings...) |
| Sunday, March 05, 2006 |
| How can Pig Vomit be up for an Academy Award? |
| Sunday, March 05, 2006 |
| Lethal, raw fish; death of an idol; and another nail in the coffin of childhood |
| Tuesday, March 07, 2006 |
| Everybody needs something pretty & why people shouldn't worry: the Raptor isn't coming |
| Saturday, March 11, 2006 |
| Ending women's suffrage and returning to the age of chivalry |
| Tuesday, March 14, 2006 |
| The age in question (or how I decided to stop aging and learned how to love a mom) |
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 |
| Read this 'ere blog ar make ya walk da plank! |
| Saturday, March 18, 2006 |
| Worrying about danger is for the weak--Playing hard and getting dirty with men |
| Monday, March 2006 |
| My All-Time Top 10 All-Time Favorite Movie List |
| Tuesday, March 28, 2006 |
| The cheapest hotel, petty justice ('Nerd style!), and giving it your best |
| Wednesday, March 29, 2006 |
| Turning into a Dinosaur Jr while watching your Soundgarden grow in the Oasis of Nirvana |
| * Two iRANTs for the price of one! | Wed, 03/29/06 |
| April | Top ↑
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| Confessions of a bored gambling addict |
| Monday, April 3, 2006 |
| not a very interesting blog; if you got something better to do, I suggest you skip this |
| nothing like an overused cliche: Got Milk? | Wed, 04/05/06 |
| Alien secretions and the aftermath of my bout with Death |
| Saturday, April 8, 2006 |
| Beating the rush & how to avoid long lines when going to Hell |
| Sunday, April 9, 2006 |
| There's an art to heckling--and these folks don't get it! |
| I'm tired, sick, tired, and annoyed | Mon, 04/17/06 |
| Adventures in grocery shopping |
| Supermarkets: the best place to get weiners & buns | Mon, 04/17/06 |
| Not everyone needs drugs (except Tommy Chong--without pot, I'm pretty sure he'll die) |
| healthy as a horse? | Tue, 04/18/06 |
| Are there thieves on the internet? |
| Wednesday, April 19, 2006 |
| Sex & Softball--there's nothing like putting a ball through the hole |
| (c) 2006--Patent Pending, Patent Pending, Patent Pending | Thu, 04/20/06 |
| Delusional paranoia, my upcoming day & how to procrastinate your way out of it |
| Friday, April 21. 2006 |
| Delusional paranoia Part II |
| Tuesday, April 23 2006 |
| What happens in Vegas isn't the only thing that stays in Vegas |
| Tuesday, April 23, 2006 |
| How I almost got screwed (or retail is for suckers) |
| Tuesday, April 25, 2006 |
| May | Top ↑
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| A Day Without Lines at the Home Depot |
| Tuesday, May 2, 2006 |
| Crimes against nature (or I'm the new Merchant of Death...without the Merchant part) |
| Luckily no one enforces that | Fri, 05/05/06 |
| I'd live in the poor house but I can't afford the rent. |
| But I feel financially independent | Sun, 05/07/06 |
| If you can't read this blog, you shouldn't be graduating high school |
| I wonder if I'm the only person w/common sense | Sat, 05/13/06 |
| Short & Sweet (this blog is only 193 words long) |
| I feel like a chicken sandwich! | Sun, 05/14/06 |
| This blog is lamer than the last one (or further proof softball is better than sex) |
| I promise my next blog will be much funnier | Mon, 05/15/06 |
| I've got a new hero--and his name is Russ Springer. |
| I lied--not too funny | Wed, 05/17/06 |
| Guys moto--Never let reality get in the way when there's a chance of getting laid |
| Saturday, May 20, 2006 |
| June | Top ↑
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| Ohmygawd, I've resorted to bathroom humor... |
| I think I need a muse. | Sun, 06/25/06 |
| A small expression of something that emotionally excites me |
| Vegtables are my Kryptonite! | Tue, 06/27/06 |
| Superman--a quick, early morning review. |
| it's like finally getting that dream date... | Wed, 06/28/06 |
| July | Top ↑
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| Finally, a Super review! |
| Sure, it's a little late, but I do have a life | Mon, 07/03/06 |
| Sitting at home alone or having sex--it's an easy decsion |
| Thursday, July 6, 2006 |
| How sex can hurt & questioning the mentality of those who prefer the company of asses |
| Proctologists are always the life of a party! | Sat, 07/08/06 |
| My dream job was a total nightmare--how I stopped worrying & learned to love the Red Sox |
| Only Dr Strangelove can save me | Tue, 07/11/06 |
| Clerks II--some of my thoughts. |
| Porch Moneky 4 Life--I'm taking it back. | Sat, 07/22/06 |
| Muses on a Saturday night (pearls of wisdom derived from boredom) |
| My downtime is your reading enjoyment | Sat, 07/29/06 |
| August | Top ↑
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| Like Sands Through an Hourglass... |
| Maybe I should take up lawnbowling | Wed, 08/02/06 |
| My bitch about the weekend...have my titles been a little on the weak side lately? |
| seriously, I wanna know | Mon, 08/07/06 |
| My audition for Pranksters...No ID nessecary! |
| You're being a Stiffly Stifferson, Zack... | Fri, 08/11/06 |
| Crimes, Chores, and the iPod craze |
| Sunday, August 13, 2006 |
| The 'Nerd's guide to avoid being smitten by lightening bolts |
| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 |
| Bubble girls, bad parenting, and the result of not being allowed to live |
| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 |
| Critters Gone Wild! (I didn't go to medical school to be called Dr. McGraw) |
| Friday, August 18, 2006 |
| Not the worst date ever (but certainly not much to brag about to your friends) |
| Friday, August 25, 2006 |
| "I didn't do it"--it's more than a Bart Simpson catch phrase |
| Free Lincoln Burrows! | Sat, 08/26/06 |
| Be Sure to Use Your Dict & What Happens When the Fresh Fish Doesn't Look Ripe |
| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 |
| That was a wasted blog & why I can't ever argue with a fan |
| Milking chickens until the frogs come home | Wed, 08/30/06 |
| Stop! Or my cop will shoot! |
| You have the right to remain dead | Thr, 08/31/06 |
| September | Top ↑
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| Beauty Queen Drop-out (Dr Roadmap puts his skills to the test) |
| I'm a celebrity: get me outta here! | Fri, 09/01/06 |
| Questions of maturity break social etiquette & my brief bout with being average |
| bet I can read this blog faster than you | Thr, 09/07/06 |
| Plastic surgery for the potentially homeless: why trusting stupid computers isn't smart |
| Saturday, September 9, 2006 |
| More 9/11 hype (oh, and my weekend was fun--why don't you read about it?) |
| Playing poker in the game of life | Mon, 09/11/06 |
| ABC sucks monkey ass (even more post 9/11 reflections) |
| not gonna ruin this iRANT with jokes | Wed, 09/13/06 |
| A young man performs his civic duty and breaks the law at the same time |
| Now that's what I call being productive! | Mon, 09/18/06 |
| Battle of the Superheros--Batman vs. Superman |
| My money is on Mr. Miyagi | Fri, 09/22/06 |
| How to make porn better (sweepstakes aren't for vegetarians) |
| How can porn possibly get any better? | Thu, 09/28/06 |
| It's the end of the world as we know it...and I want more! |
| I blame the French | Fri, 09/29/06 |
| October | Top ↑
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| Even the best of intentions fail--why recycling sucks and not all rapists go to jail |
| ...but at least I got mine! | 10/01/06 |
| Why Derek Jeter is better than you and me--especially you |
| A cheap, Chuck Norris ripoff | Wed, 10/04/06 |
| The boob tube: How Howie got his groove back |
| Crap or not Crap? | Fri, 10/06/06 |
| Are schools failing our children or are people just dumb: A conversation with the stupid |
| Me fail english--that's unpossible | Wed, 10/11/06 |
| My moment of genius...followed by utter stupidity: just another day in the life! |
| I got 'em both covered! | Fri, 10/13/06 |
| Walt Disney gave Minnie Mouse syphilis--go to Six Flags instead |
| It must be true--the TV told me | Fri, 10/13/06 |
| What's in a name (or I'm not deep, but even I can figure that out) |
| Tripping down musical memory lane | Fri, 10/20/06 |
| Better Man Part II: The night Poncho became a man (and paid for a stripper's tuition) |
| He might've paid her rent, too | Mon, 10/23/06 |
| Dish trolls and why being the only guy isn't always a good thing |
| We sell spatulas and that's all. | Sat, 10/28/06 |
| The slutty refrigerator and things to buy on television when you're bored |
| Tuesday, October 31, 2006 |
| November | Top ↑
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| Unbiased reporting & why you shouldn't drink the water |
| Saturday, November 4, 2006 |
| I could vote...but I could also not vote! |
| Monday, November 06, 2006 |
| Pointless graffiti: why beautiful people aren't really that special |
| Friday, November 10, 2006 |
| I swear I'm not a bleeding liberal (hey, at least someone is watching) |
| Monday, November 13, 2006 |
| Watching the Juice will make you turn sour (clever headline or really lame--you decide) |
| Friday, November 17, 2006 |
| Join the parade to see my website (or the holidays are for self-promotion) |
| Friday, November 24, 2006 |
| Cursed by ladders: why getting popped can really hurt |
| Sunday, November 26, 2006 |
| December | Top ↑
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| An evening at Denny's: the driver debate edition |
| Saturday, December 02, 2006 |
| The internet is filled with losers (what does that say about me) |
| Wednesday, December 06, 2006 |
| Racism Today (presented by Cosmo Kramer, Andy Dick, and Gloria Allred) |
| Friday, December 08, 2006 |
| Language lessons & The Prince of Pop |
| Monday, December 11, 2006 |
| Sorry for all the foul language--these guys just really piss me off. |
| Friday, December 15, 2006 |
| Like a virgin--touched for the very first time! |
| Saturday, December 16, 2006 |
| The Spirit of Christmas: It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us! |
| Thursday, December 21, 2006 |
| Fun With Credit Cards! |
| Friday, December 22, 2006 |
| More Fun with Credit Cards! |
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 |
| Fun with Credit Cards Part III (and hopefully for the last time) |
| Thursday, December 28, 2006 |
| The political zoo (monkeys, women, and other minorities) |
| Saturday, December 30, 2006 |
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