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2007

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January Top ↑

Stupid, crappy "Sheppard"
Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The No See gets canceled: what will I watch now?
Thursday, January 04, 2007

Adventures in video rentals--the unrated version!
Monday, January 08, 2007

Insurance, Car Payments, and Salesmen Who Don't Know Their Customers
Saturday, January 13, 2007

Corporate Restitution (The 'Nerd has fun with phone bills)
Monday, January 15, 2007

Aging gracefully with broken teeth
Friday, January 19, 2007

Porn, Politics, and Prostitutes--three words not to be used when picking someone up
Monday, January 22, 2007

Counting Magic's pills until they're gone
Wednesday, January 24, 2007

This iRANT has more culture and intelligence than the 11 o’clock news
Friday, January 26, 2007



February Top ↑

Another reason why the supermarket isn't so super
Monday, February 05, 2007

Long delays, celebrity death, and getting busy in a Burger King bathroom
Sunday, February 11, 2007

Discreet porn: for your eyes only!
Monday, February 12, 2007

Scamming their way through your wallets (or why insurance is bad)
Friday, February 16, 2007

What's better: a time machine or a machine that tells time?
Monday, February 19, 2007

Life, Death, and Californian Funeral Attire
Tuesday, February 27, 2007



March Top ↑

The 'Nerd gets nitty-gritty about films (or why movies suck)
Friday, March 02, 2007

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you videotape it.
Monday, March 05, 2007

Friday Night Tail: bar-hopping for girls and watching naked celebrities at home
Friday, March 09, 2007

Brother, could you spare the time (or common courtesy amongst crooks)
Monday, March 12, 2007

Frugal foreigners, virgin daughters, and old-fashion dickering
Saturday, March 17, 2007

siknerd, porn-star look-a-like!
Monday, March 19, 2007

Who needs customer service (why I hate eBay)
Monday, March 26, 2007



April Top ↑

The 'Nerd needs a mulligan (how cheap hotels can ruin a vacation)
Saturday, April 07, 2007

Incompetent employees and the frustrations of trying to get things done
Monday, April 09, 2007

Flushing away my chances to a mother's heart
Friday, April 13, 2007

ATMs suck...but so do bad poker players!
Monday, April 16, 2007

Hey good looking: questioning the appeal of bimhos
Saturday, April 21, 2007

More lousy customer service tales (is fighting for what's right worth the battle)
Wednesday, April 25, 2007



May Top ↑

Hiatus, head injuries, and how to avoid vandalisim
Thursday, May 10, 2007

The perfect gift (or why the little guy stays on the bottom)
Thursday, May 17, 2007

Rice Without Judgment (...now you're just being difficult)
Sunday, May 20, 2007



June Top ↑

When arachnoids attack (plus, the 'Nerd bashes another so-called classic)
Friday, June 01, 2007

Death to Toonces (or cats on suicide watch)
Saturday, June 09, 2007

Poorly dressed or armed and dangerous?
Friday, June 22, 2007

America's Most Wanted (No, not Paris Hilton)
Wednesday, June 27, 2007



July Top ↑

I'll tell you what I want...what I really, really want
Sunday, July 01, 2007

Big Head and the Impregnating, One-Ball Wonder
Friday, July 06, 2007

Things I hate: the Sprint and Sugar Ray edition
Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Music to travel by & sad news of the week
Sunday, July 15, 2007

Sprint Saga Aftermath (I swear, the last time I complain)
Friday, July 20, 2007

A bad week for 17-year old girls--and quarterbacks who wear the number 7
Saturday, July 21, 2007

"The Simpsons Movie" and what's wrong with Hollywood
Monday, July 30, 2007



August Top ↑

The only cost of asking is an inordinate waste of time
Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Didja hear the news about my unstoppable growing melon?
Saturday, August 11, 2007

Blindsided by a bus and other visually impaired driving tips
Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Talking on the phone, watching TV, and other American hobbies
Friday, August 17, 2007

The right time? When it's convenient for me!
Monday, August 20, 2007

I can't dance: A White Boy's take on NAACP
Friday, August 24, 2007

Gum chewers, dog killers, & Disney smugglers
Monday, August 27, 2007

Need Headline
Friday, August 31, 2007



September Top ↑

Flight of the Lawn Chair
Sunday, September 2, 2007

The brave maiden battles the hideous beast
Saturday, September 8, 2007

Why I Hate Insurance (a straight forward title)
Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hot chiks and fast cars (I like flat buns)
Sunday, September 16, 2007

Can't talk now, I've got a blog to post!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A long-winded beef about not getting served
Friday, September 21, 2007

Changes in Television (plus a new high for the Canadian loonie)
Monay, September 24, 2007

Skeletor Lady & the sheep (two things that will never be in my bed or on TV)
Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Empty compliments & giving credit where credit is due
Friday, September 28, 2007



October Top ↑

The Great Flood...California Style!
Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Big Head wears pants (and the world ceases to accept)
Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Jeered by strangers: what not to wear
Friday, October 5, 2007

Cheap nuts, a big head, & other unusually large organs
Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sports fans & the teams they support (woof, woof)
Thursday, October 11, 2007

Long waits, short walks, and comfortable shoes
Friday, October 19, 2007

Soiled papers: More bathroom etiquette
Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Older & wiser...but some movies don't get better
Friday, October 26, 2007

Burn, baby burn--wildfire inferno!
Saturday, October 27, 2007

Locked Out: No good deed comes without punishment
Monday, October 29, 2007

Curses: the Red Sox win the World Series...again
Tuesday, October 30, 2007



November Top ↑

Time for work; time for traffic...and no time left for me
Friday, November 1, 2007

The Elderly Woman Behind the Phone with a Small Mind
Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Don't fear the Regal (and other driving observations)
Friday, November 9, 2007

Hasta la Pasta (a stranger in a strange land)
Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Gay Old Time in the Desert
Thursday, November 15, 2007

Bashed by Balls: An eye-opening experience
Monday, November 19, 2007

Serious Monday: a good idea that died way too soon.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Black (and blue) Friday
Friday, November 23, 2007

Dairy Theft (the perfect heist)
Friday, November 30, 2007



December Top ↑

Food for thought, early retirement, and a site announcement
Wenessday, December 5, 2007

Who to call when complaining about work*
Thursday, December 6, 2007

Oh, Christmas Trees (they're real & they're spectacular!)
Saturday, December 8, 2007

A 'Die Hard' movie fan fights the studios
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The strike goes on (no scabs were hired to write this blog)
Thursday, December 13, 2007

Buy me stuff--the 2007 Christmas list
Monday, December 17, 2007

Car Wars Episode II: The Phantom Buyer
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Being all alone in a world that wants your wallet
Monday, December 24, 2007

Britney's sister gets pregnant!
Saturday, December 29, 2007

Guns, porn, and other post-Christmas fallout
Monday, December 31, 2007




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