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Jokes
While I didn't write a single one of these jokes, that doesn't mean they're not funny. I've collected a lot of jokes that have been floating around the internet--some of which are actually funny. Instead of spam-forwards, I've opted to share them here. And to avoid any copyright infringements, if anyone can prove to me that this is their joke, I'll gladly remove it (there--that oughta make my lawyers happy).
A man was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 60 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the guy said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."
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