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This is not the only social networking site I use. It's the most popular one, so that's why I participate--but I hate to limit my audience size. Anywhos, on the other site (which I shall not name because I don't believe in free advertising) I got an email from a gal who was wondering why I didn't have a picture up. Now before I get too into this, it should be noted that her profile didn't have a picture either. But I guess that's one fact she ignored before we had this email exchange:

HER: wats up with u not showing ur face

ME: I like to keep life a mystery...why aren't you showing YOUR face?

HER: i don't want to make friends based on wat i look like but im going to but pics up soon as soon as i get a scanner lol can i see wat u look like

ME: No way--I don't want anyone making friends with me based on what I look like. I'm tired of people pretending to be my friend because they wanna hang out with a beautiful person. Like me for my mind...and spelling skills.

HER: ur stuck up y would anyone want to be friends with u and if u think ur a "beautiful person" then im going to say ur probly gay! bye

ME: And you're a shallow broad who can't spell (it's "you're" not ur; "why" not y; and "I'm" not im). What nerve you have going around asking for people's photo without putting one up yourself? You're probably a fat chik with 17 chins. I'll send my photo to anyone who has one--you're the first chik I've ever refused. Have fun eating Twinkies and gaining weight, Chunky.

HER: have fun sucking****you ****ing fag u think your the sh*tbut ur just a lil **** who thinks ur better then everyone else. u can think what u want about me i can care less i know who i am i don't need ur aproval or from anyone eles. its ppl like u who make the world a worst place to live in. ur ****ing head iz up in the clouds. and the only reason i asked for your pic is so we can laugh at u. because even ur one eye looks so gay is that the eye u take the cum shot in lol fag.