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Ah Vegas...it's a quaint little town. It's probably the only place in American that can charge $3 for a bottle of water even though they're giving them away for free if you sit at a table. Three dollars for a bottle of water...I've had hookers that cost less than that--and they give you a lot more, if you know what I mean.

It turns out that hotel in Phoenix isn't the only one cutting back. The hotel I'm staying at has a motion detector hooked up to the air conditioning. If no one moves, the AC turns off. According to Harrah's, it's "part of our efforts to conserve our natural resources." Yeah, and I'm sure the smaller electric bill is nice to.

Man, I hate when corporate America lies to the public. Like the folks in Vegas give a damn and the environment--it's all about the bottom line. Or when a company incorporates fund raising into sales. The Wesayso Corporation will donate a dollar for each widget sold--up to a certain dollar amount. Usually that cap is so low and Wesayso sales exceed the amount raised.

Oh well, it's just my grip...I'm in Vegas, baby.

I've been told by a reader of my iRANT that I'm a bitch and all I do is complain. Hemingway had Europe as the source for many of his tales; John Grisham has the courtroom. Me? I have things that piss me off. I could write about love, daisies, and the benefits of equality in the workplace--but those just aren't things I believe in. Kinda like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Dick Cheney.

I just realized another great thing about Vegas: infidelity in Vegas doesn't count because "it's a different state." This is great news for me: I don't have a sweetie back home--but a lot of the girls here do.

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