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The sun will rise tomorrow. "The da Vinci Code" will make a ton of money. And men will always remain ignorant and stupid when confronted by an attractive woman.

About four or five times a week I get solicited by a porn site on MySpace. These porn sites are coy about what they're doing. Attractive, 19-22 year old girls send me emails or friend requests. The emails are so generic it'd take an idiot to recognize they're not real--which brings me back to men. Only a fool would believe an email that says "My friend and I think UR hot! Hit me back if U wonna chat."

Seriously! No one thinks I'm hot--not even my own mother (which is probably a good thing). It doesn't take a BA in BS to figure out that 20-year old Cassidy isn't real: attractive women don't hafta seek out or solicit friends. Gals like that have their choice of men at any bar/club/monster truck rally in America.

I'm shocked by the number of people who actually believe there really is a girl behind the picture that actually wants to talk to them. Is it because blood stops flowing to a man's brain because he sees a chik in a bikini? What is it about an attractive girl that turns men in to fools? It's true: guys will do anything when they see a hot chik--just watch the commercials during a football game.

Recently, "Jenna" requested to be my MySpace friend. Right away, I knew it was a front to a porn site--you'd hafta be an idiot not to know. Jenna talked about how she's "fun person who likes to have a good time." She even included a link to a website for "sexy" pictures. Yep, you'd hafta be a real fool to think "Jenna" was a real person...

And yet literally thousands of men agreed to be Jenna's friend. If that wasn't bad enough, a large number of them posted comments about her. Here's a small sample of what they said:

A what up pretty girl you should come down to the beach and we'll so you a good time. N E ways keep in touch with your boy,
thanks for the add your really good lookin hit me up!! =D
wassup girl hit me back and lets chat
wat up jenna! thanx 4 the request....appreciate that...just stoping by to say wat up....and oh...lokin good...latez
thanks for the request , , hit me up lets get to khow each other
WUT IT DO SEXY THANX 4 THA REQUEST MA BUT WHEN U GET A CHANCE HOLLA AT ME FASHO>>>>>>>>>>
Heya Jenna! Just wanted to say hi and thanks for adding me. Lookin' HOTT! Talk to u later?
Hi Jenna thanks for the add....talk to you soon
hey you thanx for the add.... anyways i'm have'n a party 2n8...u should show up if you aint got shit to do
hey thanks for the add, look forward to getting to know you better.
LETS HANG OUT SOMETIME, GET UR FRIENDS TO GET W/ MY FRIENDS, SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS
hey whats up sexy girl, hows everything going? how was ur weekend?
dont be a stranger and drop a few lines
thax 4 da add & holla back
thanx for the add sista,my two older bros live in the hollywood santa monica area. i'll be going out in july. keep in touch, maybe we'll party someday.

It shouldn't bother me. It shouldn't anger me. Yet it does--mainly 'cause I don't ever want to be associated with the type of person who think that "Jenna" is real (you know, men). It drives me crazy knowing just how many stupid people there are in the world--and these guys are just a small sample of 'em. If you saw the photos of Jenna's friends, you'd laugh--gotta be the biggest bunch of comic book collectors and wannabe gangstas I've ever seen. I would think one of them would realize that a girl like Jenna would have no business in talking to guys like them.

And I'm not sure what's worse: the guys who think "Jenna" is real or the guys who know she's probably not real, but act nice to her just in case she might be. Guys are truly pathetic when it comes to sex and women. They're prone to suggestion, overly eager, and manipulabe (it might not be a word, but it should be).

Men are pathetic. The word itself is almost derogatory. I'm surprised women give us as much as they do. It's pretty obvious who runs the world. All a chik's gotta do is flash her ta-tas and pretty much any guy will give her what she wants.

Men suck.

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